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3 good arguments

Dave Sumner

Trekker
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was BLACK :
1. He called everyone brother.
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was JEWISH:
1. He went into His Father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was
God.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was ITALIAN:
1. He talked with His hands.
2 He had wine with His meals.
3. He used olive oil.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a
CALIFORNIAN
:
1. He never cut His hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments thatJesus was an AMERICAN
INDIAN :
1. He was at peace with nature.
2. He ate a lot of fish.
3. He talked about the Great Spirit.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was IRISH:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a
WOMAN
:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just
didn't get it.
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was work
to do.
 
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