Dave Sumner
Trekker
A very self-important 1st year student attending a recent football game, took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen
sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation.
"You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one," the student said, loud enough for many of those
nearby to hear. "The young people of today grew up with television, jet planes, space travel, man walking on the
moon, spaceships visiting Mars. We have nuclear energy, electric and hydrogen cars, computers with light-speed
processing .and," pausing to take another drink of beer.
The Senior took advantage of the break in the student's litany and said, "You're right, son. We didn't have those
things when we were young........so we invented them.
Now, you arrogant little sh*t, what are you doing for the next generation?"
The applause was resounding...
sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation.
"You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one," the student said, loud enough for many of those
nearby to hear. "The young people of today grew up with television, jet planes, space travel, man walking on the
moon, spaceships visiting Mars. We have nuclear energy, electric and hydrogen cars, computers with light-speed
processing .and," pausing to take another drink of beer.
The Senior took advantage of the break in the student's litany and said, "You're right, son. We didn't have those
things when we were young........so we invented them.
Now, you arrogant little sh*t, what are you doing for the next generation?"
The applause was resounding...
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