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Another blonde joke!

Dave Sumner

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not
allow me to take leave.
I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then
He would tell me to take a few days off.
So I hung upside down from the ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the
Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked
"What are you doing?" I told him I was a light bulb.
He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a
couple of days."
I jumped down and walked out of the office.
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss said to her,
"And where do you think you're going?"
(You're gonna love this.....)

She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"
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