landydoctor
Trekker
Right here's the deal.... we (swmboand myself) have asked the neighbours if they want anything that's in the hall way. my neighbours said no so thats cool, I'll take a load of stuff to the tip... Then tonight i was bored and looked in the cupboard that's under the stairs (it's where the electric meter is for the communal bit) when i was under there I noticed a very familiar shaped black case and thought hmmm.. I pulled it out and was shocked to find a 1977 Ibanez les paul guitar.....rusty as Fu*k but salvagable all the same.... it hasn't been taken out of the case for years...the case was stuck solid and some of the red fluffy stuff had stuck to the bottom of the guitar...
I want it! but i suspect it belongs to the vicar that rents out his flat above me Is it wrong to steal from a vicar or is there some law somewhere that alows ginger people to do such things?? my wife wants nothing to do with this terrible imorral crime...but i see it as a resurection....a second comming ....surely the vicar will see this in my theft..
Okay so I cant just nick it but what do I say to him....."oh father...do you own a guitar that's under the stairs?" at which point he could think "hmmmm I wouldnt mind a guitar.... Why yes dave that's mine now keep yer grubby mits off!" or do I say "do you want anything under the stairs??" and he could say yes or no.... If he says yes do I then ask can i buy your guitar??
honest replies please what should I do??
I want it! but i suspect it belongs to the vicar that rents out his flat above me Is it wrong to steal from a vicar or is there some law somewhere that alows ginger people to do such things?? my wife wants nothing to do with this terrible imorral crime...but i see it as a resurection....a second comming ....surely the vicar will see this in my theft..
Okay so I cant just nick it but what do I say to him....."oh father...do you own a guitar that's under the stairs?" at which point he could think "hmmmm I wouldnt mind a guitar.... Why yes dave that's mine now keep yer grubby mits off!" or do I say "do you want anything under the stairs??" and he could say yes or no.... If he says yes do I then ask can i buy your guitar??
honest replies please what should I do??