tycroes48
Trekker
Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots.
He's an elderly man and figures he's not getting any younger.
So seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly.
He walks into the house and says to his wife:
'Notice anything different about me?'
Cheryl looks him over, 'Nope.'
Frustrated Bert storms off into the bathroom,undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots.
Again, he asks, a little louder this time,
'Notice anything different NOW?'
Cheryl looks up and says, 'Bert, what's different?
It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow.'
Furious, Bert yells,
'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, CHERYL?'
'Nope', she replies.
'IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT! MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!'
To which Cheryl replies... "Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat."
He's an elderly man and figures he's not getting any younger.
So seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly.
He walks into the house and says to his wife:
'Notice anything different about me?'
Cheryl looks him over, 'Nope.'
Frustrated Bert storms off into the bathroom,undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots.
Again, he asks, a little louder this time,
'Notice anything different NOW?'
Cheryl looks up and says, 'Bert, what's different?
It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow.'
Furious, Bert yells,
'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, CHERYL?'
'Nope', she replies.
'IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT! MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!'
To which Cheryl replies... "Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat."