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Favorite quotes!

Abu

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Favourite quotes!

In a vain attempt to fight off the boredom of revision, for a course i have been kidding myself to enjoy and continue:(, i couldnt help but think of some funny quotes from wednesday night in Plymouth!

After downing a bottle of wine a few shots of vodka etc etc etc....i vaguely remember shouting you "should go to dubai! Its sunny 365 days of the week"...it was raining!

and meeting a girl who's first words to me were "i want to cut your balls off":eek::eek:

AJC...do you know of a bar called Cuba? Apparently i got awfully intimate with the pole dancing pole in there in an attempt to claim a free bottle of sparkling wine:eek::eek: I have yet to see the pictures as proof:D

So what are your favorite quotes?

I'm quite a fan of.....

"This place is confusing. Almost as confusing as woolworths." -Regan. (whilst lost in Boots):D
 
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I hope I give you the sh*ts, you f***ing wimp!

We are now up against live, hostile targets. So, if Little Red Riding Hood
should show up with a bazooka and a bad attitude, I expect you to chin the bitch.

:Werewolves spend most of their time in human form, right? And the only people for miles around live right here.
:So these things aren't about to give up the fight and go home...
:They ARE home.
: Yeah, that makes perfect sense. I mean, think about it. We bust into their house, we eat all their porridge, we sleep in their f***ing beds. No wonder they're p***ed.

all of which are from Dog Soldiers and then of course the brilliant one liner from Split Second with Rutger Hauer "We need to get bigger guns. BIG F***ING GUNS"
 
After downing a bottle of wine a few shots of vodka etc etc etc....i vaguely remember shouting you "should go to dubai! Its sunny 365 days of the week"...it was raining!
Good job there wern't any RN/RM personnel just back from a 9 month Gulf deployment (they have stand off's there) there and I'm sure they would not be keen to return. :rolleyes:

Shagmeister said:
and meeting a girl who's first words to me were "i want to cut your balls off":eek::eek:
There's some lovely local girls down here.

Shagmeister said:
AJC...do you know of a bar called Cuba?
Yes, but not somewhere I would admit to going into. :rolleyes:

You sound like you enjoyed your visit then?

AJ
 
Watch him with the bow and arrow, he will have someones eye out...
...King Harold, battle of Hastings.

Watch where you are pointing that, it might go off...
John Lennon


What the *uck was that????
The Mayor of Hiroshima
 
mungo said:
Watch him with the bow and arrow, he will have someones eye out...
...King Harold, battle of Hastings.

Watch where you are pointing that, it might go off...
John Lennon


What the *uck was that????
The Mayor of Hiroshima

:LAA::LAA: I like it:D

Cheers, Ben
 
I spent 90% of my money on women and drink. The rest I wasted - George Best

Moving from Wales to Italy is like moving to a different country - Ian Rush

I never criticise referees and i'm not going to change a habit for that pr@t. - Ron Atkinson
 
In about 1795, the fear of French invasion was almost at panic level. In answer to a question in the house of Lords, about our military preparedness, Lord St. Vincent - the top Admiral in the Royal Navy - gave the following answer:

"My Lords, I do not say the French will not come - all I say is; they will not come by sea."

Roger.
 
Lady ASter: Churchill you are drunk.
CHurchill: And you, madam, are ugly. But in the morning I will be sober.
 
Good job there wern't any RN/RM personnel just back from a 9 month Gulf deployment (they have stand off's there) there and I'm sure they would not be keen to return. :rolleyes:

There's some lovely local girls down here.

Yes, but not somewhere I would admit to going into. :rolleyes:

You sound like you enjoyed your visit then?

AJ


Lol...it scared me enough to run away:D Thoroughly enjoyed it even if i can only remember up to 8 30 ish:D Will be back after my exams no doubt. Im driving next time. The train journeys were horrendous:( They sent me to Bristol for my connection on the way there and on the way back i fell asleep and missed my connection. Then fell asleep on the train to soton and got off at Portsmouth where it terminated:D
 
"Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value." – Albert Einstein

"Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about the things that matter." – Martin Luther King Jr


Cheers
 
Yep twas Bessie Braddock, this was the one I was muddling it with:

Nancy Astor: "Sir, if you were my husband, I would give you poison."
Churchill: "If I were your husband I would take it."
 
My Favorite quote:

"If it has four legs and is not a chair, has wings and is not an aeroplane, or swims and is not a submarine the Cantonese will eat it"

Prince Phillip
 
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