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Jewish bra

Pogmahog

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Jewish bra

A man walked into the Lingerie Department of Macy's in New York City.
He tells the saleslady, "I would like a Jewish bra for my wife, size
34B."

With a quizzical look the saleslady asked, "What kind of bra?"

He repeated "A Jewish bra. She said to tell you that she wanted a
Jewish bra, and that you would know what she wanted."

"Ah, now I remember," said the saleslady. "We don't get as many
requests for them as we used to. Mostly our customers lately want the
Catholic bra, or the Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian bra."

Confused, and a little flustered, the man asked "So, what are
the differences?"

The saleslady responded. "It is all really quite simple. The
Catholic bra supports the masses. The Salvation Army lifts up the
fallen, and the Presbyterian bra keeps them staunch and upright."

He mused on that information for a minute and said: "Hmmm. I
know I'll regret asking, but what does the Jewish bra do?"

A Jewish bra," she replied, "makes mountains out of molehills".
 
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