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Life cycle reversal!!

Sandy M.

Big Landy Fan
I think the life cycle is all backwards

You should start out dead,
get it out of the way.
You wake up in an old age home
feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being to healthy
go collect your pension,
then when you start work,
you get a gold watch onyour first day.
You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol,
you party,
you're generally promiscuous
and you get ready for High School.
You go to primary
you become a kid,
you play,
you have no responsibilities,
you become a baby,
then you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like
central heating,
room service on tap,
larger quarters every day,
and then you finish off as an o4ga5m.

It's got to be better this way because this getting old sucks!
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