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Little Johnnys Gay Dancer Dad.



Little Johnny was at school this morning in the outback and the

teacher asked all the children what their fathers did for a living.

All the typical answers came fireman, policeman, salesman, chippy,

captain of industry etc, but Little Johnny was being

uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his


My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his

clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good,

he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep

with him."

The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took

little Johnny aside to ask him if that was really true.

"No" said Little Johnny, "He plays cricket for Englandbut I was just

too embarrassed to say."
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