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News Reporter


Two kids are playing football in a park in Manchester.

Suddenly one of them is attacked by a Rottweiler which clamps its mouth
around the kids neck.

The other kid, seeing the danger his pal is in, picks up one of the
sticks they were using as a goal post, puts it through the dogs collar,
and using all his strength twists it until the dogs neck breaks and his
friend is saved.

This is all seen by a local newspaper reporter who sees a possible
national headline in the incident, and goes over to the kids.

"That was really heroic" he says "I can see it now 'Heroic United fan
risks life to save best friend'"

"But I don't follow United" says the kid.

"Ok, how about 'Super City Kid fights off rabid rottweiler to save his

"But I don't follow City either" says the kid.

"Well who do you support" asks the reporter.

"Liverpool" he says

"Even better" says the reporter "Scouse b*stard murders family pet".
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