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A chap decides to go skiing for the first time. he finds it increasingly difficult and decides to ask a passer by the knack of stopping upright...
He spots someone dressed in all the gear. Excuse me, he asked. Can you give me any tips on how to ski...
Sorry, said the bloke, I'm a tobogganist...
In that case, said the skier, can I have 20 Benson and Hedges and a box of matches.....:D
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