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Sun reporter scouse joke.


Two lads are playing football in the park when a doberman runs over and starts savaging one of the lads.The other lad grabs a branch and batters the dog to death,saving his mate.
Walking through the park is a reporter for The Sun he runs over and says how brave the lad was and he will do an article for his paper.He gets out his pad and pen and writes.
'Manchester United supporter saves pal in savage dog attack'.
The young lad says 'no,I dont support United'.
The reporter writes 'Blackburn Rovers hero rescues mate from killer dog'
'No,no I dont like Blackburn' says the lad.
The reporter asks 'well who do you support then'.
'Liverpool' pipes up the boy.
'Oh right' says the reporter.
So he writes,Scouse b*****d,kills family pet.
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