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Taking your man shopping, Chapter 2, The LIFT!!


Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.

Make the sound of the doors in Star Trek whenever the lift doors open and close


Get out of the elevator at every floor and say "Oops" and get back in.

Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

Walk on with a ice box that says 'Human head' on the side.

Anounce that you have a highly contagious desease

Leave a box between the doors at every floor you stop at.

Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.

Start a sing-a-long.

Shadow box.

Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger 'Wanna see
wha in muh mouf?'

Wear 'X-RAY SPECS' and leer suggestively at other passengers.

Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without
getting off.

Frown and mutter 'Gotta go, gotta go', then sigh and say 'Oops!'

On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the

On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open
until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the

Shout "Chocs away!" whenever the elevator descends.

Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

Spontaniously combust

Open your bag, peer inside, and whisper loudly "Got enough air in there?"

When arriving at a floor, try to force open the doors, then look really embarrassed when they open by themselves.

Warmly shake the hands of everyone in the lift, and ask them to call you Admiral.

Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering "Shut up, shut up, damn it, all of you SHUT UP!"

Stare, grinning at another passenger for a wheile then announce proudly "I've got new socks on!"

Meow, occasionally.

Bet the other passengers that you can fit a penny up your nose.

Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the lift.

Wear a glove puppet on your hand, and use it to talk to the other passengers.

When the lift is silent, look around and ask "Is that your mobile phone?"

Say "Ding" at each floor.

Say "I wonder what these do?" and push all the buttons.

Listen to the walls with a stethoscope.

Draw a little chalk square on the floor and announce to the other passengers that this is your "Personal space"

Anounce in a demonic voice "I must find a more suitable host body"

Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

Fart the National Anthem.
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