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Talking Dog


A guy is driving around Dublin when he sees a sign in front of a house.

"Talking Dog For Sale."

He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador sitting

"You talk?" he asks.

"Yes," the Lab replies.

"So, what's the story?"

The Lab looks up and says: "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I
was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the Garda
about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country
to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no
one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most
valuable spies for eight years running."

"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't
getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job
at the airport to do some undercover security wandering near suspicious
characters and listening in."

"I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of
medals. I got married, had a load of puppies, and now I'm just

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he
wants for the dog.

"Ten euros," the man says.

"Ten euros? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling
him so cheap?"

"Because he's a liar. He never did any of that sh!te
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