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Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911--You are cleared to land eastbound on
runway 9R."
Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's
runway 9R --Allah be Praised !!"
Dallas ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711--You are cleared to land westbound on
runway 9R."
Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway
9R.- -Allah is Great !!"
Pause: Static.............
Saudi Air: " DALLAS ATC ! DALLAS ATC !!! "
Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"
Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN
OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS !!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE !!! INSTRUCTIONS
PLEASE!!!
Dallas ATC: "Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah
'hi' for us -- ya hear?
runway 9R."
Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's
runway 9R --Allah be Praised !!"
Dallas ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711--You are cleared to land westbound on
runway 9R."
Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway
9R.- -Allah is Great !!"
Pause: Static.............
Saudi Air: " DALLAS ATC ! DALLAS ATC !!! "
Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"
Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN
OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS !!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE !!! INSTRUCTIONS
PLEASE!!!
Dallas ATC: "Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah
'hi' for us -- ya hear?