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The nurse

Dave Sumner

A nurse walks into a bank.
Preparing to write a cheque she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her
purse and tries to write with it.

She looks at the flabbergasted teller and without missing a beat says,

"Well, that's great, that's really great!

Some a**hole's got my pen."
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