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They walk among us!

Dave Sumner

Trekker
Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old
fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying:
"Free to good home. You want it, you take it." For three days the
fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He
eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of this deal. It
looked to good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge
for sale $50." The next day someone stole it. Caution... They Walk
Among Us!

================== One day I was walking down the beach with
some friends when someone shouted...."Look at that dead bird!"
Someone looked up at the sky and said... "where???" They Walk Among
us!!

================== While looking at a house, my brother asked
the real estate agent which direction was north because, he
explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She
asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?" When my brother explained
that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook her
head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff." They Walk
Among Us!!

================== I used to work in technical support for a
24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked
what hours the call center was open. I told him, "The number you
dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is
that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I
said, "Uh, Pacific" They Walk Among Us!!!

================== My colleague and I were eating our lunch in
our cafeteria, when we overheard one of the administrative
assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to
the shore. She drove down in a convertible, but "didn't think she'd
get sunburned because the car was moving".

They Walk Among Us!!!!

================== My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car
it's designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She
keeps it in the trunk... They Walk Among Us!!!!!

================== My friends and I were on a beer run and
noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big
party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and
gave us a 20% discount....

They Walk Among Us!!!!!!

================== I was hanging out with a friend when we saw
a woman with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. My
friend said, "Wouldn't the chain rip out every time she turned her
head?" I explained that a person's nose and ear remain the same
distance apart no matter which way the head is turned...

They Walk Among Us!!!!!!!

================== I couldn't find my luggage at the airport
baggage area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told the
woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me
not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in
good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?". ..
They Walk Among Us!!!!!!!!

================== While working at a pizza parlor I observed a
man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the
cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He
thought about it for some time before responding. "Just cut it into
4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.

Yep, They Walk Among Us, too.!!!!!!!!

================== They walk among us, AND reproduce!
 
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