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useless parkies!!!


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i was taking the dog for a walk in the park as you do when i came arcoss a poor sod stuck in his renault clio in the middle of the park where he had tried to run away from some rather nasty people, who decieded not ot follow him onto the water logged grass. After talking to the parkies we found out that there was no tractor to come n rescue the poor sod, so the parkies in there nissan X-trail decieded to have a go at pulling him out but after driving just 5metres onto the grass became stuck themselves. So i had to get my old man to bring the landy down and pull the parkies fake 4X4 onto dry and then drive out to the middle of the field and pull out this little renault which was axle deep in mud in the middle of the football pitch n pull him back to the car park.
Should of got sum pics but will jus hav 2 w8 till nxt time. lol
Did you earn a "Escape a parking ticket free" card? I mean, shouldn't they have issued-upon-themselves a fixed penalty notice for parking illegally? :)

Jonathan Paton
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