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gw8izr said:
the bird table...
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No sexism in this establishment, thank you. All tables are available for all genders. There is no such thing as a bird table, nor a female only table in this pub. Unisex loos are the order of the day. All are allowed to let "it" or "them" hang out without fear of retribution.
Pint of Bols, please landlord, and a cherry on the top.
 
i cant stop looking at the barmaids ear now, im sure there is something trapped under it,it seems to be moving of its own accord:eek:
 
madtony said:
What the f... is it me? am I in the pub?
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n1159735788_30360659_1410.webpyeah, what you havin?
 
It's been quiet in here tonight and the barmaid keeps looking out of the window??

She told me earlier her boyfriend is .........................
 
timbott said:
Good evening Landlord, I'll have a pint of Tanglefoot and a Bombardier for Ali please.

Evening all, welcome to the LRUK online virtual pub, anyone fancy dropping in for a pint, or summat a little stronger, or even an orange juice for the TT forum members;)

In the absence of a real pub tonight a pint in the LRUK Arms will have to suffice. I wonder if we will get a late drink tonight, mind you, this place is open 24 hours a day so thankfully taking advantage of the new licensing laws:)

So anyone out there having a drink tonight in front of the computer do pop in here for a drink and a little social chat won't you:)

cheers, Tim
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This is where it all started,newer members may like to scroll through some of the posts and see what fun we had.:)
 
I'm up for a Doner Kebab and chips, Oh and a pint of your best mild please landlord.....actually, just give me an empty glass and I'll scoop some out of the gents urinals (it tastes better than the stuff straight from the pumps).



And Spanner110 gets barred from LRUK for life.................:o:rolleyes:
 
😳 Where has everyone gone ! If it's ok with you I'll stay out here anyway..I don't do alkyhol but enjoy a cuppa and a jazz fag downwind of anyone who might get offended...I don't do shary's either so bring your own ! 😎
 
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