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"It was clearly a very professional jobby" Said Hampshire Police


All you plumbers......Spread'um!!!
 
THIS HAPPEND TO MY FAMILY MY AUNT MARTHAS house sat empty for several months when she was dying in some mental hospital some crooks broke in and stole the bath toilet sink and the bloody lenolium of the floor,
this all happend in a wee small remote village (laurieston)
 
There was the one in Brum (I think) were a couple of guys tried to steal a Gas boiler from a boarded up house, by hack sawing through the gas pipe, without turning the gas off, whilst having a fag.

Needless to say, they remodelled the house, and one took a trip to the bottom of the garden - proving humans can fly..
 
Ok I dont feel so bad now knowing the camera is outside the toilets:D Just with all the detail they went into about him capping the pipe and turning off the stop cock I thought they had watched it all:eek:
 
Ok I dont feel so bad now knowing the camera is outside the toilets:D Just with all the detail they went into about him capping the pipe and turning off the stop cock I thought they had watched it all:eek:

There used to be a great pub in Brighton that had lights & a buzzer above the doors to the Gents and Ladies.

These lights were hooked up to the stalls, where on the back of each door was a picture of a naked man or woman, depending on which one you were in, with a fig leaf covering the bits.

If you lifted the leaf to have a look see the sensor would trigger and flash the light and sound the buzzer and the occupant would get a rousing cheer when they left the loo.
 
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