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Your Daughters Pregnant!


A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an

examination to determine the cause of her daughter's swollen abdomen.

It only took the doctor about 2 seconds to say, "Your daughter is pregnant."

The mother turned red with fury and she argued with the doctor that her

daughter was a good girl and would never compromise her reputation by

having sex with a boy.

The doctor faced the window and silently watched the horizon.

The mother became enraged and screamed, "Quit looking out the window!

Aren't you paying attention to me?" "Yes, of course I am paying attention ma'am.

It's just that the last time this happened, a star appeared in the East,

and three wise men came. And I was just checking.

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