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Roverowner

Roverowner

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My mate hated his wifes cat, so one day he took it on a 25 mile drive and let it out. When he got back home the cat was already there !
Next day, he drives 100 miles with the cat, drops it off and drives home. Again the cat is all ready there !
On the third day he drives to the other side of the Country, stops in a quiet country lane and lets the cat out.
Six hours later he calls his wife and asks " is the cat home". 'Yes' she replies.

Ok, put him on, I'm lost ! :)
 
Roverowner said:
My mate hated his wifes cat, so one day he took it on a 25 mile drive and let it out. When he got back home the cat was already there !
Next day, he drives 100 miles with the cat, drops it off and drives home. Again the cat is all ready there !
On the third day he drives to the other side of the Country, stops in a quiet country lane and lets the cat out.
Six hours later he calls his wife and asks " is the cat home". 'Yes' she replies.

Ok, put him on, I'm lost ! :)
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Thanks for a good larf!
 
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