When a whale mates it ejaculates 40 gallons of sperm but only 10% goes in the female thatās why the sea tastes salty ..
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- Thread starter Paul d
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There's that much sewage in the sea nowadays, people no longer swim in it. They just go through the motions....
can you be more pacific?
Not without getting tongue tide.
There was a terrible accident at sea this afternoon, where the red ship, and a blue ship collided. Apparently all of the sailors were marooned
perhaps if we applied some pier pressure?
Maybe, maybe knot. I was taken aback with the pier joke, might have to reef it in a bit. But most of my jokes are bulwarks any way. Futtucks, I hear you say? That's just lubberly of you.
is a pretzel just a fancy dough knot?
Is that a doughnut or a meringue?
You were right the first time, it's a doughnut.
You were right the first time, it's a doughnut.
The famous Joey Dunlop quote.
His other one was when he spoke to Barry Maguigan on the birth of Barry's first child.
"So, what are ye calling him?" Inquired Joey
"Nathan" replied Barry
"Ye can't call him Nathan, you've got to call him something"
dirtyberty
Extreme Landy Fan
ropey !!!!!
At the bitter end now. 
You expresso'ed your thoughts strongly there...At the bitter end now.
But you didn't anchor your thoughts on the right cable! It's a rogues yarn for sure.
As always, an instant response, old bean.
Grinding them out I see... Gonna roast me with them, hmm?
Hawser it going these days?
Hawser it going these days?
Getting kinda peckish - I think i'll have some Tie food.
Was sitting reading this whilst having a coffee, and thought 'this coffee tastes awful familiar' - yup, it was a case of deja-brew.
Ahhh. My last coffee made me sad. It was a depresso....
I bet there's a latte coffee jokes....
I bet there's a latte coffee jokes....
Yes. But I try to ristreto them. Was thinking, I might have a steak for dinner tonight. I live how they sisal on the pan.