I've not eaten steak for years.
I eat a lot of hemp products....
I sheet you knot.
I eat a lot of hemp products....
I sheet you knot.
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See, bend the line my own weigh.
As long as I don't cause discord....
I reef-er you to my previous cuppa of comments. Perhaps Matthew Walker could sheet some light on it?
@Big Sandy I mocha made your day, splicing coffee and rope related puns together.
I’m java-ing around like a cable laid hawser.
Now you're just tea-sing me. I guess on the bad rope pun Competition, we're Tied? Knot that I couldn't bend this further, in fact, my fathers granny - knot my mother's, said I was sheet at rope puns, but once I helped the trucker hitch his trailer, I knew it was knot for me, That I would forever be just a whipping boy, so I hung up my grog sling and left the scouts, to be come a barrista - the creme of beverage servers.
Don’t shroud it, belay it while your ahead. Otherwise it’ll just keep ratline along.
I was feeling a bit down, and the rope maker asked me if I wanted to hang later. Marline for that.
I was feeling a bit down, and the rope maker asked me if I wanted to hang later. Marline for that.
I heard it was stormy up your way today. I have to hand it to you, Windsor knot you kept lashing out the puns....
It's been quite a yarn, splicing these together. Been bowline them out, so we have. Made quite the monkeys fist of it haven't we!
Get a room you two...
Are you suggesting we tie the knot?
Turks head!
I'll have to let the offer slip-knot that I'm not flattered...
Awww... Sheepshank. 
Sorry. Was a bit overhand, but it could have been worse, you could have been cow-hitched.
My homing pigeons love their coffee - especially NESTcafe.....
@Big Sandy you've been very quiet - you a bit tied up? I guess the storm must have brought you almost 80 knots?