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More random stuff that made me laugh!

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An element of truth to this.......
 
Some new definitions of words.

Internet -Where England footballers fail to put the ball.

Neutron – Ronald the newt

Warehouse -Someone who turns into a house at the full moon

Asterisk -The risk of being hit by an asteroid

Comforting – Jamaican lost property.

Electron – Vote for Ronald the Newt

Fallacy – Like a penis

Tinker - Thoughtful Irishman

Niceties – Pleasant sofas

Collier – Even more like a Collie

Boing – A manufacturer of rubber aircraft

Pillage – A pharmaceutically dependent village

Lamb shank – Sean Connery’s sheep has drowned

Shingles – A game of tennis with Sean Connery

Liverpool – Organ Sharing Scheme

Onesie – What the Queen calls a selfie

Entities - An indeterminate number of breasts.

Nectarine – Giraffe Pâté.

Loathing – an object on the bottom shelf

Philistine – What a German barmaid does.

Collusion – A well planned collision.

Suggestive – A salacious biscuit

Mirth – A French moth

Likelihood – Probably a gangster

Perspire – How a steeplejack charges

Glamorgan – Male version of a Vajazzle

Pastrami – The ancient art of meat folding

Metabolics -Unimpressed with Metaphysics

Unkempt - the Process by which Spandau Ballet broke up.
 
imortim1 said:
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An element of truth to this......
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Alternatives to the above scenario:
Due to the current financial situation leading to a shortfall in income. The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off until further notice.
I thought I saw the light at the end of the tunnel but it was just some bastard with a torch bringing me more work. A well known scenario eh? @erubus
 
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