Quote of the week...

[Big Sandy]

Really tight and fit to burst? Should be a good seal

Aaaah. Land Rover owners.

 

[Richie_asg1]

Only time I'll go electric is when they strap me to the chair and pull the lever!

 

[Big Sandy]

Epic description!

First colour coat, I was over enthusiastic and managed to get more runs than a ski resort

 

[mikeau]

"the range rovers idiot rural cousin"

I cant imagine who he means....

 

[DarrenH]

"budget ballers"

people who buy old range rovers for alleged status

 

[Big Sandy]

On watching formula one, and giving the exact date last watched....

It's the day the OH and me officially became a couple haha.... and the day the OH banned me from watching "that shit"..... should have read the signs

 

[Big Sandy]

And, the biggest advantage is, it'll hold more Oil, so it can leak longer

 

[erubus]

One of the paratroopers landed on my mother. No damage done, sadly.

Pahaha

 

[Big Sandy]

It grinds my gears that my poo schedule has changed. (I'm now having to evacuate with some urgency straight after getting out of bed.) It is causing me genuine distress that I'm not doing it company time. Given all the shit I get at work I like to produce my own shit while they are paying me to do so.

Brilliant!

 

[Big Sandy]

, I have a colonoscopy next week, so will have to go through the same process but deliberately. The letter from the hospital states specifically to keep close to a toilet as soon as you take the sachet of skitterjuice

As much as I feel sorry for Gill.. "skitterjuice"

. then oh my it was the longest penguin walk of my life

Penguin walk! Epic mental image!

 

[erubus]

Hahaha, penguin walk

 

[Big Sandy]

 

[Big Sandy]

Being a station wagon, I get no questions at all about why i'm there. Despite a roof rack and the seats not being in the rear. I'm more 'commercial' than a truck cab or soft top!
Good job I don't get bothered, they're all window lickers at my local dumps. I assume when the skips were delivered they crawled out of them ready to 'work'.

Window licking skip dwellers!

 

[DarrenH]

we have renamed it the pissmastree

No context, for added effect

 

[Big Sandy]

The the same issue as being adrift in a boat; you have to eat the vegans first because they can't eat anything so will die anyway.

 

[Stan the Man]

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

 

[Big Sandy]

my mate brought his duggadugga around

Well, I know what he means.... How about you?

 

[Kevm]

Cat is still living, eating, looking fine and purring like an Ann Summers party on Duracells.

 

[Big Sandy]

drive over a coin and knowing which way up it is

On Series suspension.

 

[Kevm]

One by @CTO

Hopefully the above may be of use in assisting you guys with explaining what’s what, what’s not and what the actual feck is going on here …

And also one which i think sums up most old land rover owners

Well worn and a bit smelly, I love it!