CTO
Accelerating Away
Fame at last
Fame at last
May get some T shirts printed for the summer.Well worn and a bit smelly
"Well worn and a bit smelly " I think I married him.May get some T shirts printed for the summer.
Would you like the T shirt? I'll have plenty."Well worn and a bit smelly " I think I married him.
Awesome description!more naff than a pair of white stilettos
Quite the mental sound-image.I did have a big long rant typed out but I deleted it. I'll save your eye-ears!
I found a local company that prints T shirts when I was looking for promotional "merch" for our website. .....could be dangerous.Would you like the T shirt? I'll have plenty.
the dumbass next door said:Apart from servicing and topping up, it never needs any oil
the headlining looked like a milk cow's prolapse
That is the best - if slightly uurgh description!!!
It's the long shaft the government rams up your arse to suck out your hope, joy and future down the small hole in the middle.
Judging by the smearing around the top, this one is used.
Too true.No, no, no! For that authentic military vehicle driving experience you NEED to retain the glow worm in a brown bottle headlamps
Is it called a Bra-bus because you'd look a right tit in it?
Going to try and remember that one.if you want to get killed on the road, be inconsiderate, make other road users angry, and prepare to meet thy maker.
So true. They have no concept of how it works ....Memo to myself: Remember to demonstrate & explain the diesel engine cut off to all mechanics
Not a boat, how dare you sir, it's my yacht . Well I like to call it my yacht but in reality it's just a gunter rigged sailing dinghy.... I prefer to refer to it as my yacht though... Nobody needs to know it's only 12 feet long the picture is just taken from very far away.
I always had the opposite problemFudge the numbers about, and that's what I tell all the ladies